mr. tudball warned me…

…”watch out for the sonic boom!”

turned out the sonic boom was from the space shuttle endeavour landing at andrews this afternoon, rattling windows and setting off various car alarms around my apartment. i had misconstrued his earlier warning as a sotto jab at the slow-moving mrs. wiggins.

odd, but when i heard that boom, it was so huge and unexpected that for a split second i thought, “wow, i must have dropped something.” then i peed and started crying. then i got thrown out of house of pies. not for peeing and crying, for something else. what a day!

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